DUBBED “THE MURDERER” …. chapter one©

clipart-library.com GIF written by Allison Rose Clark© The phone rang. It was 5am. Sergeant Phillip Shepherd (aka Sarge), a slightly overweight man in his mid-forties with brown balding hair, awoke with a start. His wife, Sally, was also startled from a deep sleep by the sudden sound of the phone’s extra loud ring. She rolled … Continue reading DUBBED “THE MURDERER” …. chapter one©

Watch Out For The Bucket!

On Friday, I was driving my youngest to school, when out of nowhere he asks me, “Mum, where did kick the bucket come from?” “What?” came my surprised reply. “Kick the bucket. It sounds stupid, but where did it come from?” the inquisitive child queried further. “Well, that’s a very good question. I don’t know. … Continue reading Watch Out For The Bucket!


This week, things have been way too serious for me. I feel so weighed down with so many negatives that I need to lighten up a bit. So, let’s look at a pretty crappy subject for a change…….. Self-flushing toilets! No need to thank me. It’s my pleasure to discuss such things. You’re probably thinking … Continue reading FLUSHINGLY BRILLIANT!!