"I don't know him from a bar of soap" I was scrolling through Facebook the other day (as apposed to any other day haha) when I came across a friend’s status. She mentioned she didn’t know some guy from a bar of soap…….and then asked what that even meant. It got me thinking too – … Continue reading A BAR OF SOAP
On Friday, I was driving my youngest to school, when out of nowhere he asks me, “Mum, where did kick the bucket come from?” “What?” came my surprised reply. “Kick the bucket. It sounds stupid, but where did it come from?” the inquisitive child queried further. “Well, that’s a very good question. I don’t know. … Continue reading Watch Out For The Bucket!
It was a stinking hot day in the Australian outback this day, way out near Whoop Whoop somewhere. Nothing was moving. Not even the ants. The air was thick and dry and walking outside felt like suffocation. Andy sat inside the homestead, just watching nothing out the window. No breeze. Not a whisper stirred in … Continue reading BLOWIE
As a writer, ideas come to me at any time, anywhere. This particular one which I am sharing with you today, is a nonsensical poem which came to me in my lunch break one day at work in 2014. I had been thinking about how I mucked around with my youngest son, at bed time, … Continue reading When Tales Collide
This week, things have been way too serious for me. I feel so weighed down with so many negatives that I need to lighten up a bit. So, let’s look at a pretty crappy subject for a change…….. Self-flushing toilets! No need to thank me. It’s my pleasure to discuss such things. You’re probably thinking … Continue reading FLUSHINGLY BRILLIANT!!
Once in a while, you come across something in life which makes you exclaim “Seriously?!” This month was one of those months which made me stop and raise one eyebrow. Ever heard the saying ‘you learn something new every day’? Well, I will give you a hint to what I am raving on about – … Continue reading WHAT A VERY ODD SPOT!!